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1	Footless Parrot - Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...Read the whole joke	Animal World	13
2	A dangerous job - This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...Read the whole joke	Animal World	70
3	THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS - THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,...Read the whole joke	Animal World	17
4	There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle... - There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no re...Read the whole joke	Animal World	19
5	A robber was robbing a house... - A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	14
6	Three mice are sitting in a bar talking... - Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...Read the whole joke	Animal World	18
7	A blind man is standing at the corner... - A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	54
8	One night a man heard howls coming from his basement... - One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...Read the whole joke	Animal World	24
9	Wife comes home to find the old man... - Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...Read the whole joke	Animal World	21
10	A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar... - A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke	Animal World	20
11	Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? - Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...Read the whole joke	Animal World	18
12	A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says... - A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke	Animal World	61
13	What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? - What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	22
14	Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole... - Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr...Read the whole joke	Animal World	18
15	Laboratory Rabbit Freedom - Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke	Animal World	29
16	A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus... - A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke	Animal World	59
17	Want some chicken? - Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke	Animal World	20
18	A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow... - A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	55
19	With best intentions - As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My frie...Read the whole joke	Animal World	16
20	Excerpts from the rural life - A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke	Animal World	20
21	A man in a state of excessive inebriation... - A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...Read the whole joke	Animal World	75
22	Almost no diffenrence - "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	20
23	You know why a dog licks his ass? - You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face....Read the whole joke	Animal World	21
24	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	27
25	Beware of dog! - Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke	Animal World	33