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An old man was critically
ill. Feeling that
death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer.
How much is
it or the express degree you told me
about?"

"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why
do you want to become a lawyer?"

"That's my business! Get me the
course!"

Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His
lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be
paid.

Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was
clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned
over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you
wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"

In a
faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less
lawyer . . ."
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