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#	Title	Category	Rating
1	Made in Canada - President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" ...Read the whole joke	Political Jokes	3.75
2	Blonde and The Coke Machine - This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drin...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	2.75
3	Are caterpillars good to eat? - \|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	2.75
4	Blond Alligator Shoes - Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	2.5
5	blonde kidnap - A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	2.5
6	Drown my troubles - I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2.5
7	Abstinence - Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2.5
8	what men hear when women speak - What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on t...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	2.5
9	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy - 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we j...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	2.5
10	A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton... - A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	2.5
11	N equals N plus one - \|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	2.5
12	Why can't you be like that? - \|Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving tw...Read the whole joke	Marriage Jokes	2.5
13	10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis! - 01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	2.5
14	3 Vampires in Bar - Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	2
15	boat troubles - During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat p...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	2
16	51 DAYS - 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come ...Read the whole joke	Blonds	2
17	A woman's dictionary - \|Argument (argyoument) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	2
18	Blonde and Hairdresser - A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a hairc...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	1.5
19	The Politically Correct Country Club - Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of sa...Read the whole joke	Golf Jokes	1.5
20	Stop being late to work - \|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was m...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	1.5
21	Adults have learned - \|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke	Mom/Dad Jokes	1.5
22	Blonde and screen door - What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What ...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	1
23	Cross country race - During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my sur...Read the whole joke	Practical Jokes	1
24	A gentler way - At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke	War	1
25	Retarded Duck Farmer - There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1